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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

What was your first trans experience like?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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