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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:56

No go.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
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So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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